January 2011
Jan 31st
“No, no. You don’t get”
– “No, no. You don’t get it - black holes are NOT out to get us.”
Jan 31st
Mom and Dad both think my grades are shit because Dad isn’t as involved in my life as before. Yeah. THAT’s why I’m failing.
Jan 31st
Why is my family just NOW awesome? Dad offered to help me write slash, and Madie wrote the order Panik appears in a story by pairings!
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KILLJOYS MAKE SOME REBLOGS. And I will follow you.
sickeninglytruthful: Calling all killjoys ! I want to become closer to the members of the MCRmy and the Killjoys, whatever you prefer to be called. I want to follow EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. YOU. And maybe you could follow me. Idk. So reblog this ! <3 Please ? For me ? xD
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As much as I'll regret it later, I need to wake up...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Jan 30th
From "Knocked Up"....
Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That's exactly right.
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Tumblr needs to
Notify you when someone un-follows you Notify you when someone has answered a question you asked Bring back the red bubble with the notification numbers Let you reply to peoples replies. Allow you to see who is following you and who you’re following simultaneously. Have an inbox.
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jetrocaldeirajr: In tumblr , we don’t    each other , we  eachother.
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I don't wanna go to sleep.
Once I go to sleep, I’m back to being grounded for who-the-fuck-knows-how-long. I can’t go through withdrawal from the Interwebs again.
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The kinds of Followers for the Tokio Hotel fans.
wellneverdieout: You get the usual Toho follower who posts many pics and stuff related like what you post.. You get a ToHo follower who likes many other artists that you like.. You get a ToHo follower who supports Animal Cruelty.. The follower who likes twincest… Or maybe.. The follower who is OBSESSED in a wrong way. The follower who doesn’t like or even know Tokio Hotel.. ...
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Facebook now supports GIFs.
kill-all-idiots: this is awesome. click here for details.
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Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
reblog if you care. some of them are peer pressured …
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i wish i could hang up gifs in my room like...
faberino: steamxengenius: swirlyslidez: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs… would be my wallpaper  ^^
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“You can also opt for its milder cousin, Brie, or its dirty uncle, Gorgonzola.”
– BITCHIN’ KITCHEN LADY NEEDS TO SHUT UP.
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All these followers & none of you talk to me.
wakinguptoearly-: -scubasteve: AM I THAT UGLY?
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You're hosting a cooking show.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING WOMEN TO NOT BE CONTROL FREAKS, AND TELLING VIEWERS THAT COTTON BALLS FREAK YOU OUT?!
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“If you can’t find Sicilian blood oranges, use regular oranges. What do I...”
– Host of Bitchin’ Kitchen.
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Hey, lady on Bitchin' Kitchen!
If you’re going to have an Italian/North Jersey/New York accent, KEEP THE ACCENT THE ENTIRE SHOW. Don’t switch between having it and not having it every two minutes.
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When you're late and you can't find matching...
hellotherekasy: you get: and: but you’re like: Actually, I just steal a pair from my younger sister, or just wear the ones from the day before.
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That moment when you can say "Come at me, bro!" to...
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REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
kissedbythesun7: ahahahaha I wanna read some crazy stories!
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Reblog if you think british accents are sexy.
unexpectedlovely: Except for these fat ladies on TV.
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The 9th gif in your folder will be the person...
samdt: thirtysecondstomarsbar: idontgiveanactualfuck: imagineheartopenandfree: h6llyw66d—: kafka-echelon: Person: Reaction: Person Reaction Person HNNG YES. Reaction: HAHA OHOMYGOD. I didn’t even cheat! Person: Reaction:  oh well done haha. Person: Reaction:  Ahehe ^^ Oh. Person: Reaction: Um….. Is that good?
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REBLOG IF YOU'RE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!
chillurbananas:
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